Tuesday, September 30, 2008

You know you're really sick when....

You wake yourself up out of a sound sleep because you're snoring so loudly.

You're having a dream that you're suffocating on a ship and drowning - only to wake up and find that you're gasping for breath because you're completely congested.

You're hot. You're cold. You're hot. You're cold.
(And no, you're not menopausal!)

You don't even have the energy to argue.
(Wow. No energy to fight? Who'da thunk it?)

Hot tea with honey is the most delicious thing (you think - because who can really taste anything?) in the world.

And you're really thankful it's not Wednesday, because you truthfully would not be able to stay up to watch even one inning, let alone nine.

*cough...cough....sniffle*

6 comments:

David Sullivan said...

My alergies have been bad for the first time in a few years and I've had the "sinking ship", drowning sensation a few nights...aagghh!

Hope you feel better soon!

~**Dawn**~ said...

Ugh. Hope you feel better soon.

Nichole M said...

Aww... sorry you feel so yucchy. I often wake myself up from snoring... even when I'm not sick! (Laughter is the best medicine. Hope it worked!)

Susan said...

I'm pretty sure I have the same thing you do right now.

Buggie said...

You know you're really sick when.... the shower spray hurts when you take a shower.

Suldog said...

Damn it, we need you for the opener! Get better!