(Quote from Nicole Kidman's character in "Practical Magic" as she walked into her hometown's PTA meeting that her sister was sponsoring...cute movie with some great lines.)
So, I interrupt my weekend to post this letter:
Dear Women at the Pool Club today -
I don't want your husbands. Not sure if you noticed, but I'm clearly pushing the envelope on 30's- no spring chicken here; obviously married - did you not see the ring that was gleaming brightly in the sun? I practically blinded myself at times today! A mother of two kids - and was not really dressed in a revealing manner that would have prompted you to continually stare me down all day today. (Code for "I don't own a bikini, I'm in surf shorts and a tank for God's sake!) It was rather awkward at times, seeing as I was alone with no one to talk to when the kids were off doing their own thing, and I couldn't help but notice your glares as I had to look in your direction from time to time.
Yeah, thanks for that. Good times.
Aren't we women supposed to stick together? Ah, well - I guess you didn't get that memo.
1 comment:
My god, I hope you read this! You are too halarious! I was posting a new blog on my blog & pushed "next blog" after mine & yours popped up! It was just what I needed, how funny! I'm not a creepy weird-o! Just another Mom who loves to write about my 'real' opinions & post pics for family to enjoy. Have a great day! Rebecca (my name as well):)
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